JustADream
United States
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
eggnoodles
United States
Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML
watersport
United States
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Tanner
Salem, United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
pissingcontest
United States
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Sara
Wet dream
Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML
Anonymous
Randolph, United States
You sleep in your pants?
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
goldenshower
United States
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Anonymous
Three piss suite
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
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moshpointoh 0
Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process
moshpointoh 0
I did that before
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moshpointoh 0
Ive done that. I peed on a girl in the process
bachooka 5
I pee'd on my hubby... but I was like 10 months pregnant... and let's be honest... pregnant ladies have an excuse... But in all honesty, you'd be hard pressed to find someone who hasn't at least been uber close to peeing the bed. Those dreams can be a Bitch...
Lunaa94 6
Since when are women 10 months pregnant? Did I miss something?
truthinlies 1
I thought it was only 9
BWill9014 4
It can go over sometimes but it's generally 9 months
bachooka 5
I went a month over with my second... that makes ten months... and my belly was so big that I felt like a beached whale... from about 6 months pregnant...
Katy228 0
she is actually correct whilst I was pregnant I realised 40 weeks is 10 months you don't usually count the month of conception that's why it's known as 9 months.
Acousticpixie14 6
Yeahhh it's possible 10 months pregnant right now.
kofinater 3
I have a key dream when I need to pee and if i don't wake up immediately. I'm always in a infinitely huge white room with one white toilet that I'm peeing on. Before i was like 7 i couldn't recognize that dream from reality
redneckprincess9 0
40 weeks is ten months.
VorpikeII 17
hey acousticpixie, not 2 be sexist but ur the first girl I've heard if that plays Magic the Gathering. it's cool though!
Acousticpixie14 6
I get that a lot. I also play WoW >.< I'm a bit of a geek...
moshpointoh 0
I did that before
PeteyPablo12308 20
Lol I've done that as well. FYL OP
FunnyGuy5051 7
I still do that, it helps if u use the restroom before you got to sleep and don't get a drink for the rest of the night
T0sta 8
op?
mshoes12346 3
story of my life.
sketcher56 3
bin there bro.
MaximilianMarche 0
thats a creepy ass pic. shark with a cathead. tuna fish
rowannn 0
omg ur soo hot
PeteyPablo12308 20
Holy shit 4 ur picture is ******! so creepy... Lol
moshpointoh 0
I did that once
Acousticpixie14 6
Ouch >.
HesJustTheBest 0
At least you only pissed yourself, it could be worse. What if your dream had consisted of you taking a massive dump?
you_failed 15
Haha! I have dreams like that xD When I "wake up" and get ready for school! xD But FYL!
thatonename 7
the only way your dream would be similar is if you woke up and were actually ready for school. other than that, it's just a dream, which everyone has and in no way makes you special.
mak3_1t_ra1n 0
That would be creepy if she woke up ready for school lol
Acousticpixie14 6
I've done that before. But I sleepwalk a lot so...not too weird for me.
you_failed 15
36 I never said that makes me special. And that would be cool if I woke up ready. :D
piiing 0
yeah, I've totally done that too.
Jimboom 12
Not the first guy to be pissed off when they woke up.
alliede88 0
My ex did this once, i was in bed, I sympathized w him too. But it still made me his ex. bladder control ftw :-)
carcinogan 0
irony...you have a pic of yourself on a toilet..loo
sema_fml 0
it dosnt really have anything to do with bladder control ive done it too before when i was dead tired and didnt even relize till in the morning when i woke up xd
thatonename 7
sounds like you really cared about then. broke up with him for something out of his control. unless of course he just randomly decided it's ok to pee the bed. if that's the case, there's more issues than just bedwetting.