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Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41120) - you deserved it (3117)

On 12/19/2010 at 6:29am - misc - by byepolar_bare (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Meh, your life isn't that bad. This morning, I only had enough milk for one bowl of fruit loops. One bowl!

#7 - On 12/19/2010 at 1:22pm by Triumvirate

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well have a very merry Christmas :)

#1 - On 12/19/2010 at 1:14pm by Lexisaurus

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