By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML
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DrAwesome 6

Well, it seems to me that... *puts on sunglasses* ... urine trouble.

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DocBastard 38

Well, just remember that it's better to be pissed off than... Oh, nevermind.

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Hgielad_720 0

My thoughts exactly.

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crazycornn 0

lul, so OP just stood there while a drunk guy walked toward them and pulled down his pants? why didn't you just walk away? xD

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RehcieR 0

Today I pissed on some guys shoes. MLIA

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dandog94 0

hahahaha i woulda punched him in the face

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KingDingALing 9

You should've turned around and started to pee on him. It would be a game of Who Can Pee for the Longest Time On Someone.

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valri3 0

So op your didn't see that coming? I mean come on the dude is pulling down his pants in front of you.

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trueblue42 4

I woulda been like "awk-warrrrrd"......

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dorworters 9

punch him in the face...?

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scarface23 0

yes I agree number 1

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LeFrogDog 27

return the favor and puke/pee on him 8-)

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DocBastard 38

Well, just remember that it's better to be pissed off than... Oh, nevermind.

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bummervacation 10

I bet that pissed you off, didn't it? haha

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DrAwesome 6

Well, it seems to me that... *puts on sunglasses* ... urine trouble.

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wwerulez14 6

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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joseph42424233 0

3 million burgers sold daily. nuff said. except for the fact that alot of people who say that are really just Trying to seem health smart, size 70 wasteline pls? TROLOlOLoLOL

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perdix 29

The bright side is that his unit wasn't in the other condition and he tried to inject a different fluid into you higher up. Yay! :)

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farkie3 8

Well, the same situation woulda been about six times worse if OP was a girl, and in the lady's room.

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farkie3 8

Well, use your imagination a little.

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