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Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69673) - you deserved it (5462)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

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Damn..... comment and tell us what happened next!

#1 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:19pm by beautiful_mayhem

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Dump his ass. Now. Guys like that are fucking scum.

#2 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:20pm by tangerine_12

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