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Today, I cummed back ome to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and er new boyfriend. We broke up about two monts ago and tere were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to ave a cat wit tem. I asked "How long ave you been going out?" He replied "Seven monts." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39753) - you deserved it (2478)

On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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Bet there are bad feelings now...

#2 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:29pm by PoeticPixie

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Slap her, slap her good!

#4 - On 11/01/2009 at 5:32pm by vapors

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