#5 - Why? Because she said 'he' right after referring to her nose in the previous sentence? lol Damn, though, that sounds incredibly painful. If the guy can't recognize the humor (or pain) in this, he's not worth a second thought.

who are you? who. are you? I am a walrus

That wouldn't have stopped me from calling back my date.

epic fail

lol that sucks how embarrassing :P

Sounds painful more than embarrassing.

Can't make that stuff up.

Failure. Who the hell is "he?"

Ouch. Hope you're okay now. A good guy would find that somewhat endearing. Don't worry about some asshole who doesn't call you because you're a bit of a klutz.

I would have laughed my ass off...and called you the next day.