EK.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML
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darlingseas 0
Ouch. Hope you're okay now. A good guy would find that somewhat endearing. Don't worry about some asshole who doesn't call you because you're a bit of a klutz.
Hoff 0
Can't make that stuff up.
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Amkii 0
#5 - Why? Because she said 'he' right after referring to her nose in the previous sentence? lol Damn, though, that sounds incredibly painful. If the guy can't recognize the humor (or pain) in this, he's not worth a second thought.
greenman_fml 0
who are you? who. are you? I am a walrus
butterforge 0
That wouldn't have stopped me from calling back my date.
thegoldenboy3 0
epic fail
blah_blah_shity 0
lol that sucks how embarrassing :P
Seegtease 0
Sounds painful more than embarrassing.
Hoff 0
Can't make that stuff up.
TheKitchenSink 0
Failure. Who the hell is "he?"
darlingseas 0
Ouch. Hope you're okay now. A good guy would find that somewhat endearing. Don't worry about some asshole who doesn't call you because you're a bit of a klutz.
CaptainCasual 0
I would have laughed my ass off...and called you the next day.