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Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Ouch. Hope you're okay now. A good guy would find that somewhat endearing. Don't worry about some asshole who doesn't call you because you're a bit of a klutz.

Can't make that stuff up.

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agreed and she never mentioned there was a guy before she said "he hasnt called back since"

yeahthatsrite 0

*like*

lizzilla8297 2

who's "HE"?

88sforlife 0

Thiz Happened To Me Too

moon21_fml 0

"He"? are you referring to your damaged nose?? don't worry, my nose hasn't called me either... lol

I thought of how OPs drink must've been ruined. Free refill?

wait who's he?

I hate it when my nose stops calling me...