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Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Ouch. Hope you're okay now. A good guy would find that somewhat endearing. Don't worry about some asshole who doesn't call you because you're a bit of a klutz.

Can't make that stuff up.

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OUCH! OUCHOUCHOUCH! My nose hurts just reading this!

Am I the only one that doesn't see the rest of your story, your FML ends with nose. Everyone else is talking about "he".

I've done this too.

Covid test anyone?