EK.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Classy
Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. FML
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darlingseas 0
Ouch. Hope you're okay now. A good guy would find that somewhat endearing. Don't worry about some asshole who doesn't call you because you're a bit of a klutz.
Hoff 0
Can't make that stuff up.
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Jumpet 0
ahahahah yeah your life is F**KED
allie2590 31
That sounds painful. :(
kestra 0
Katie, is that you??
kniteli 0
haha god i love clutzy women, this reminds of Mandy Moore in Scrubs
LaDiablo 0
Better that you learn he's a jackass now, than later.
Mankbeast 0
who is he?
tini_fml 0
That is really lame. Stuff like that happens to everyone! Buddy was probably a jerk if he just stopped calling after that.
may_cause_fail 0
...Your nose hasn't called you since then? You poor thing. :[
24788 7
lol, it's evil that he didn't call you back though. People these days are confusing.
mljd630 0
ummm, you forgot a part.