Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML
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paivarotti
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Shove a pineapple up her bajingo.
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doggie3
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Sounds painful.
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El_mariachi
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I'm #1
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Six_and_the_Moon
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I'm firsy too ... get me a glass of ginger beer?
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GreenHacker
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YDI for marrying a blonde.
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GreenHacker
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Also, you should drop kick her ass
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Bo_day_shus
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that's got forgiveness blowjob written all over it. score.
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HOPELESSLYxJENN
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umm. i'm kind of in love with your comment Bo_day_shus. :D
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cookiepenguin
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at least it wasn't agun or it hit you in thefamily jewals
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sodahhhr
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Firsy
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Incubuss
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Double fail. You can't even spell 'first'.
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shinshoku13
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Um actualy i believe she was making a pun on the similarities between first and thursty by saying firsy
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arrow007archer
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only pricks say "First"
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doggie3
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Sounds painful.
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Sun_Kissed18
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Oh it is, I had a giant cactus plant when I lived in Florida. Was right outside the house. If I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking... ouchies.
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Ajjas013
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Maybe it's a magical cactus!
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Sun_Kissed18
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I wish!
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JohnE3
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Ouch. Well, ouch only if it hit you in the face; which would have been really funny if it was on youtube in slow-mo.
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supercu96
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lol can't wait to see some moron's reason for this to be YDI
FYL xD
FYL xD
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boogersyum
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You diserve it for owning a cactus! ROFL
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SoreThroat
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Diserve? Lawl. He so DISERVED that one.
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Shiningstartp
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Hahaha . This was the exact reason I read the comments... To see the reasoning behind ydi lol.
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paivarotti
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Shove a pineapple up her bajingo.
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paivarotti
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Perhaps it's all part of an s&m thing she's trying? Seriously, try this pineapple idea, i'm sure it'll only make your marriage more of a success.
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ChronicFAIL
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Pineapple is code for penis.
*Just to be clear.* ;)
*Just to be clear.* ;)
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madishunwhut7
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good use of the word "bajingo"
i haven't heard that in a long time!
i haven't heard that in a long time!
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DKjazz
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You know, the pineapple is the manliest fruit, rough and spiny on the outside, but soft and sweet on the inside.
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Epickitty58
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Thank you for helping me explain my hilarious and not-always-school-appropriate vocabulary, #6.
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Josher47
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What a great wife
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shellybean87
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haha funny! and no ur not #1 loser
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QueenOfEpic
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I'MA FIRIN' MAH CACTUS!!!
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PandaPandaPandaX
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Hahaha you reminded me of a comic called Girls With Slingshots. :D
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fmlreader1359
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^ do you really not have a legit comment to say? that sucks btw. those needles hurt I've been poked by em before. and I have the flu. that would be cool if it was swine