I'm firsy too ... get me a glass of ginger beer?

YDI for marrying a blonde.

Also, you should drop kick her ass

that's got forgiveness blowjob written all over it. score.

umm. i'm kind of in love with your comment Bo_day_shus. :D

at least it wasn't agun or it hit you in thefamily jewals

Double fail. You can't even spell 'first'.

Um actualy i believe she was making a pun on the similarities between first and thursty by saying firsy

only pricks say "First"

Oh it is, I had a giant cactus plant when I lived in Florida. Was right outside the house. If I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking... ouchies.

Maybe it's a magical cactus!

I wish!

You diserve it for owning a cactus! ROFL

Diserve? Lawl. He so DISERVED that one.

Hahaha . This was the exact reason I read the comments... To see the reasoning behind ydi lol.

Perhaps it's all part of an s&m thing she's trying? Seriously, try this pineapple idea, i'm sure it'll only make your marriage more of a success.

Pineapple is code for penis. *Just to be clear.* ;)

good use of the word "bajingo" i haven't heard that in a long time!

You know, the pineapple is the manliest fruit, rough and spiny on the outside, but soft and sweet on the inside.

Thank you for helping me explain my hilarious and not-always-school-appropriate vocabulary, #6.

Hahaha you reminded me of a comic called Girls With Slingshots. :D