By prickly - 11/10/2009 16:48 - United States
Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML
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  Ajjas013  |  6

Maybe it's a magical cactus!