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Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16906) - you deserved it (39193)

On 09/08/2009 at 3:11am - love - by WanstinChurchHill (man) - United States (California)

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People are too sensitive.

#1 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:32am by airbornerose

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Enough adopted FML's already. Being adopted is a blessing, the greatest gift anyone can get in that situation.

#9 - On 09/08/2009 at 10:53am by myhairynutsack

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