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Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46934) - you deserved it (5894)

On 06/15/2014 at 7:10am - love - by ToddlersWife - United Kingdom (Reading)

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lol acting like a child

#1 - On 06/15/2014 at 1:56pm by ripersticker

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Now he can use the brush AND the snapped end as a toothpick. Genius!

#8 - On 06/15/2014 at 1:59pm by Welshite

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