Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
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Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
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Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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elodymayweeble 7
Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.
doumtabarnack 12
What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP
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doumtabarnack 12
What a lame bitch... hope you kicked her out of your life OP
Damian95 16
Well then I guess she can please you by getting the hell out of your life. Tough luck OP.
Uhscanherdarklee 10
Right. And get yourself checked for any STDs she may have gotten "more experience" with.
MDTeddy 13
That girl is really super dumb. If you are cheating then nothing you say will make the situation any better so just say nothing and never speak to your ex again because nobody likes cheaters and the person you were with will without a doubt be now become an ex. I don't like to find people having a long relationship with someone and then getting cheated on. If you are going to cheat then end your ******* relationship first so it doesn't count as cheating. Don't care? Why the hell are you in the relationship then? Some people may create feelings. People are so damn stupid.
elodymayweeble 7
Time for a new girlfriend. At least you'll be more experienced for the next one.
iRod_Touch 8
lol. same thing i thought when i read this.
DubstepCrazyXD 11
Tell her "That's why we practice together!" Sure hope you kicked her out of your life OP, that's such a dumbass excuse.
Dimence 9
Stupid excuse? Sorry but there are NO excuses for cheating in the world I live in. Dunno about Mars tough.
ohcoolstorybro 14
Dump the bitch, once they cheat once they will again, trust me. I've been there
daemonsparta 16
she already cheated twice
MsConfusedd 27
You should have a 5-some in her bed with 4 girls. This is your great opportunity to have fun ;)..... or you could tell her you have an STD.
gribbles 12
A 5-some? Five somethin what?
seriouscat 11
Orgy!
EsotericBrent 29
5 - You say that like it's plausible, or even possible. OP just needs one chick to be a good girlfriend.
jatinbhanot 6
He's a guy.. not a horse... :)
seriouscat 11
What a *****.
iChompYa 18
Im scared for the human race, not only are excuses getting worse, but people are becoming disgusting creatures
kentuckyguy 4
I think Col. Dax from "Paths of Glory" said it best...""Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I'm ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion."Live by that creed,and you'll never be disappointed.
docscientist 9
Welcome to the past 200000 years of humans.
kittykat1501 31
People have only been around 3000 years
Omfgitsmia 15
They were just...practice
Shawnee18 4
I hope you know that you sound like a ******* idoit.
gc327072 30
^I hate I-do-its, too!
kyu_Q 19
I could be Sarcasm....
kyu_Q 19
It not I
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If one of her affairs was black, as much as I hate to say it, leave her. She'll have had all the "experience" she'll ever need.
doodieman 9
Tell her that she was just practice to please another girl.