Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2013 at 6:14am / United States / Love
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Demote him to homeless status.
#1 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:15pm by Glitterhinoceros
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So if you promote him to husband status, the net force of your actions will balance out, and you'll both effectively remain engaged! Whew, Newton's laws save yet another relationship.
#4 - On 03/17/2013 at 2:19pm by FreshPie
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