By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 10:14 - United States

Today, I found out through his Facebook update and a text message that my fiancé demoted me to girlfriend status. I was sitting in the next room. FML
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Glitterhinoceros 14

Demote him to homeless status.

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Kitsi 14

I'd demote his lame ass to EX-boyfriend status.

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debbster7 18

Well demote him to "just a friend" then.

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moonsalt 20

That's absolutely ridiculous! Why on earth would someone do that via Facebook/text message?

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MeowZebraMeow 7

Was this after you bit his dick while giving him head during a horror movie?

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3rdbass 9

Facebook has allowed for tough break-up conversations to be skipped with the click of a mouse!

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Needafarm 22

Facebook has made it so that you can be left out of an important event in good friends and families lives because they assume EVERYONE is on FACEBOOK and you got the mass invite they sent out on FACEBOOK. No one talks anymore or calls they just post on FACEBOOK. Hell you can't even get regular invitations to special events. It's all on FACEBOOK. I really hate facebook. lol

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Kennybeard 0

Facebook is good for ****

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rfvyhn 14

Seems like he's too cowardly to talk to you. Still want to be engaged to him?

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TheWorldGreatest 8

Tell him to put his big boy undies on,and stop acting like a spoiled rotten child !

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JanisEvans 10

That's nothing. My then husband put up his new relationship on Facebook while sitting right next to me.

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perdix 29

Why are you sitting in the next room? If you loved him, you would always have to be in the same room with him while you were that close. He wants a clinger.

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Pensu 12

I sincerely hope this is sarcasm that's going over my head.

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Pleonasm 35

Only if you consider things to be the sum of its parts, though ;) If only that would work with me and some billionaire; I'd come out of it as a millionaire.

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jem970 19

Forget Ikea. Facebook: telling people about their ruined relationships since 2004.

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