Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML
Today, I asked a girl from class out. Not only did she say, "Ew, no way, never, creepo!", but four hours later her boyfriend, who I didn't know about, threatened me with a gun if I ever even looked at his girl again. FML
Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML
Today, to avoid a guy who's been creepily following me around school lately, I ducked into the girl's bathroom. After few minutes, he stuck his head in with his eyes closed and asked if I was done yet. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML
Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
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iheartkanye 8
Sounds like he's been dumped before... A lot.
dhall30 8
Well he doesn't seem to have any problems whatsoever...
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iXTMAstro 6
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You should make him jealous just to piss him off
Boygenius50 8
That would be a bitch move. Nobody likes a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Sawarski 13
1 he already sounds pissed off
Goldenchest 14
Look on the bright side: at least he won't bother you anymore! (hopefully)
Sawarski 13
25 nope now he's planning his revenge.
IOmnomHard 10
OP, is your name by chance 'Fiona'? ;)
berichsoon 11
That's a terrible advice #1, don't you hear about kids going to schools ad shooting everyone for the dumbest reasons.
sens3sfailing 25
My girlfriend in college has a creeper and he's jealous of me. He seriously pisses me off with how he obsesses over her.
doctorhook86 25
There's obviously two sides here. The creepy guy is definitely socially awkward and sexually frustrated, but among teenage boys that's practically normal. (This FML is obviously about teenagers.) I'm inclined to believe that the OP has been a bitch to this guy. If he had really flipped out at her for no reason, I think she would be a lot more shocked and hurt by his outburst. Instead, she seems more offended that he had the nerve to think she would ever go out with him, and then she came to FML trying to portray him as a psychopath that we, the Internet, should condemn. A boy with a temper and no game + a girl with an innocence routine and a chip on her shoulder? Nothing to see here but typical high school drama, folks.
dominic1221 6
That's a lotta obnoxious assumptions. Sounds like you've got some personal experience there Hook. Hahaha!
Shrike 24
57- If she'd been a bitch to him before, why the hell would he be asking her out?! No need to be a wannabe-psychic douche and insult her based on nothing but wild speculation. I like most of your comments that I've seen, but here you're just being a jackass. And besides, she said she politely declined, she didn't hint at anything like "I'm too good for him".
Helldemon 32
I kind of side with hook on this, the fact that she says in the fml: the resident creepy kid as well as mentioning how she was creeped out when all he did was ask her out sounds like she probably looked or acted disgusted before she "politely" declined.
MegaFun_fml 6
What the other commenters have said, and plus, I think OP has better things to do than bothering some already pissed-off kid she barely knows.
PinkieKeen 20
He probably to OP: "WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES."
PinkieKeen 20
YAY! My stupid comment got a dislike :}D.
dhall30 8
Well he doesn't seem to have any problems whatsoever...
PeachesnCream88 0
Well was he a cute creeper?!
iRoc46n2 4
If she declined I would say thats a negative
theten_fml 9
He's been seeing all of this "friend zone" talk on the Internet so it got to him. But to be in the friend zone you have to be a "Friend" talking two times is no friend. Poor guy he was Creep zoned
ShyAnn29 15
70, just because OP declined, doesn't mean he isn't cute, some guys who are really cute, can be the biggest creeps!
iRoc46n2 4
129 true true
iheartkanye 8
Sounds like he's been dumped before... A lot.
Shrike 24
To be fair, people who bitch about "friend-zones" tend to be single, misogynistic virgins.
yankfan89 27
I don't think he has been dumped a lot. More like rejected a lot.
ptoka 20
I think he's more in the zone of fantasizing that it will end well, and when it doesn't he doesn't know what to do.
cradle6 13
10-Or you know, maybe guys that get rejected a lot, because the girl sees them as her "little buddy." Usually their own fault for waiting too long to make a move, but they're definitely not "misogynists." In my opinion, girls don't usually like to be friends with creepy sexist weirdos, hence they wouldn't be "friend-zoned."
cradle6 13
Damn it y'all, I'm not talking about this kid from the fml. My point is, he's not an example of friend-zoning, because he's not her friend. And not every guy who is friend zoned is a psychotic stalker.
dominic1221 6
Anyone that keeps going after a guy or girl when they're being 'friendzoned' is ****** in the head. They're also a creeper and might need psychological help, simple, point blank, end of story. The friendzone concept was made up by guys as an ego-saver by blaming girls that dared to turn them down. No means no. People that use the friendzone excuse are emotionally manipulative little boys.
Kn0wledge123 21
There are girls who complain about friend zoning as well. Just sayin. And I wouldn't go as far as to say people who do complain about it are manipulative and immature. Not all of them at least. Maybe they just go after the wrong type of girl/guy and don't even notice it. Been there before.
Kn0wledge123 21
You're right though that if they keep going after the same person and keep getting rejected by that SAME person...****** in the head.
S182 15
I think friend zone can be respectfully thrown out there by guys who get told "you are the kind of guy a girl marries, not the kind she dates"
Kn0wledge123 21
^ I've never understood that. Don't you have to date the person to want to marry them?...
awkward_gothlady 32
Well, you become that way from constantly being put in the friend zone...
theamazingone_12 7
there are some crazy people in this world!!!
Febbo 1
I like your picture
gc327072 31
125- that's funny because your picture looks like your reaction to his picture.
MrBond007_fml 6
Cut the poor kid some slack it took balls to ask you, and he probably just flipped out because he didn't know how to respond and saw it going totally different in his head.
CountDuk 5
Why are people thumbing him down? Probably never been asked out before...
MrBond007_fml 6
30- you are right, it isn't justified. I'm just saying that he's a stupid kid, the whole ask out get shut down thing is a learning proses. Hopefully he will react more appropriately next time.
MrBond007_fml 6
I just finished listening to Eleanor Rigby by the Beatles, I don't think that song had ever made me laugh before...
cradle6 13
38 is right on. He's a stupid kid, but rejection is hard, and for certain people it can be traumatic. Cut him some slack, and don't say "Let's stay friends."
imcarissa 4
I hope when I ask out Ryan Gosling he cuts me some slack coz I totally have it all played out in my head.
vic55jets 13
86- you are the stupid one, you probably don't know rejection since you never have had butt sex denied.
StuffZ 1
Tru
theslimshadylp 6
I don't even think he deserves friend-zoning but to be avoided completely.
mimi_animee 18
I know! It's kind of annoying now though when guys use the "friend-zoned" card when a girl declines them. Like there's probably a million different reasons for the girl to say no and they're probably far from "I just wanna stay friends."
Pandacupcakelove 26
Yes, I would probably avoid him... I feel bad for him, though! He probably doesn't have that many friends :( But he seems to have some anger management problems so maybe it's just not safe to be around him :/
ThatGuyWhoWalks 7
#6 Speaks sence.
Pleonasm 36
*sense. Sorry, couldn't help myself.
SneakyCaveman 13
I wouldn't worry about it unless you find him outside of your house later on. That would be a good time to worry about it.
lovelyleah 10
Or inside your house :o
desireev 18
If you get a call telling you how nice the arrangement of your living room furniture is, it wasn't him. But hey, he said you're a "friend-zoning bitch". At least, he still wants to be friends! Lol. :)
beacbum7 7
Just ignore him.
ASD_K 11
Politely declined-zone?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Honestly, people need to stop complaining about the friendzone. If you don't express your interest in someone, then you're obviously going to be stuck in the friendzone. My guy friend managed to escape because he expressed his interest, and now we're perfectly happy
samir1996 0
U shud **** him
elephantsarecute 16
So what? You shouldn't care what this creepy kid says to you. Ignore him and avoid him in the future.
imcarissa 4
Even tho I agree she shouldn't care, its obvious she does care NOT to be labeled a bitch after being polite. Most girls would've just said "EW GET OUT OF MY FACE" and what to be called a bitch.