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Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML


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On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)

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Poor doggy :(

#1 - On 03/18/2012 at 8:23pm by Shelta957

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That poor dog, having to witness you guys fail at your "romantic rendezvous" and almost be crushed on top of it all. Or, shall I say, at the bottom.

#2 - On 03/18/2012 at 8:25pm by BlinkandRHCP

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