Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was telling my friend about how my boyfriend never does anything nice for me. Confused, she replied, "That's odd, he's always doing nice things for me." FML
Today, my boyfriend lamented that I do not profess my love for him as often and poetically as he does his for me. I try my best, but he's Italian and I am German, and this is not a level playing field. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully you don't have panic attacks when he tells you he loves you OP.
saIty 17
BF: If you were a booger I would pick you first. Op: o_o
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Comments (137)
midnightxloner 1
Sounds like you should spice up the relationship
AyeTee77 18
Whatever happened to romance? It's not cheesy guys, it'll make your girl feel loved and special. DO IT!
Rachel1987 4
It's not that easy 1. Some people are just like that. I have one of my own that's weird about romance. It's really difficult!
NickyK 25
"My love for you is like the runs.. I can't hold it in!" :)
Tits_N_Turbos 20
Is your ass from McDonalds cause I'm loving it!
Jakesterk96 8
You're the egg mcmuffin of girlfriends.
CanadianNinja26 2
Gchjjd
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Yeah spice it up by putting him back in the friendzone. Maybe then he'll learn...
Marcelb 17
Assburgers? :P
Akai_fml 4
Maybe he's so seldom romantic because you get uncomfortable whenever he says something cute? Encourage the behavior with classical conditioning! Reward him with a "treat" whenever he acts romantically and he'll be sure to do it more often. All acting uncomfortable will do is dissuade him from the desired behavior.
sExxicHiCky123 0
Do you just fart? Because you just blew me away..
nonamericandolla 6
I Tninkits u not him!
sExxicHiCky123 0
*did
GovernorGeneral 8
Ehh shouldnt that make your heart skip a beat ?? Its so nice when non romantic boys have cute moments xD
sportsftk 5
You're a keeper!
Buttsexpirate 9
Hopefully you don't have panic attacks when he tells you he loves you OP.
I_AmTheStig 0
Iseewutudidthar
THE_A_TEEN 28
Spacebarisoverrated.
123josie123 11
Try and encourage him to be more romantic by setting the example OP
ImInYourFACEbook 8
What?Keyboardshavespacebars?!Sincewhen?
ChaosAngel17 14
At least he's not whining at you to have sex.
BloodMonger13 9
the word of the day is "Legs" wanna come back to my place and spread the word...?
BloodMonger13 9
I keed numba 3
THE_A_TEEN 28
You "keed"? Bloodmonger, are you Achmed's long lost relative?
im_the_smoshiest 0
I think it was something RWJ used to say.."I keed"
ChaosAngel17 14
Who's Achmed and what the hell is 'keed'?
dimoka123 5
Achmed the dead terrorist look him up on YouTube
TSN619 7
Achmed is the coolest dummy from Jeff dunhams stand up comedy you should look it up
desireev 18
SILENCE!! I KEEL YOU!!
TexasMud 8
I feel the ops boyfriend would have to whine to get sex since he isn't a romantic
McAninch35 9
It's probably weird to put this on a comment and not a message, but I'm on the app so get over it people. Desireev your comments always make me happy! Whether they're funny or serious, they're always intelligent and well- written. So thanks! Just thought you should know.
genericfmluser 17
zomg i <3 rwj =3 ftw
SystemofaBlink41 27
Hey anyone here who likes creamed corn? Nobody on FML likes creamed corn :( btw i'm serious about this comment
db_Void 0
Hey what up?
saIty 17
BF: If you were a booger I would pick you first. Op: o_o
BloodMonger13 9
Lame...
RedPillSucks 33
pedo bear uses that line to pick up girls at the playground.
drooby 5
Oh, and your "lame" comment was awesome
Pentium_4 27
sorry OP but that doesn't sound like a healthy relationship....starting over sucks but unless you can spice it up, you might have to move on
yumgranolabar 5
Talk to him about it
hecseferblade 1
learn to live with it OP
THE_A_TEEN 28
That's HORRIBLE ADVICE! She shouldn't learn to "live wiht it". She should talk to him about it, not learning to get used to it, even though she said BOYFRIEND. What do you say to someone who is being abused, suck it up? Shit-***** only say this.
THE_A_TEEN 28
*With **** sleep deprivation....
Dracoboxer357 36
I agree with The A Teen: Why should OP learn to live with a perfectly correctable aspect of her life that she isn't comfortable with? It is her life to live after all, isn't it?
InYourFace77 0
Wow that sucks
kyyllee 3
think tis over my friend, find a sexy stud you dont find crepppy (:
KiddNYC1O 22
Seriously, what? All I understood was ****.
DocBastard 40
Some men just aren't romantic. Maybe ask him to stop playing video games for 5 minutes and talk to you like a real person.
ladyLALAA 29
Or he should at least ask you to join in on the video games.
BloodMonger13 9
... I disagree with this gamers can still be romantic...
Llama_Face89 34
What the hell happened to that persons skull?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Llama_face, That's what happens when you get Doc angry, or should I say "blinded with anger and fury". Unfortunately, he takes it out on his patients. True ******* story...
BrickWalls 2
Doc titanium plates in that girls head must've hurt :/