Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, I found out that my soon-to-be ex-wife had installed a Ring front door camera. The way I found out was when the PowerPoint presentation I was supposed to present at work started with the footage of me taking my girlfriend to the house when my wife wasn’t around. The next slide said, “Call your lawyer.” FML
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Today, I thought it would be interesting to flirt with a colleague from work via WhatsApp, I just forgot that my WhatsApp Web was open when I plugged the HDMI to the screen. The colleague is the director of the company, and 300 coworkers read the entire conversation. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, I was looking through my Internet browsing history. Apparently my wife had searched "How to have an affair without getting caught". FML
Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
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sweet_candy_ 17
Wtf that is so sad and embarrassing. It's just disgusting when people cheat.
darkmis1 18
I would've recorded it, burned it to a DVD, gone home and acted all romantic with her like I was planning a great night, then put the movie in. I would've loved the look on her face!
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Comments (323)
Hockey_Girl57 0
first :P and fyl
19fml18 0
At least she was in the kitchen.
Exhausti 0
fuxk **** mohammed is ugly **** hw desserved it, bitc gay asshole!
tatang93 0
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im sorry to hear that. but oh well
tatang93 0
hear***
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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I discovered brians secret shiting place the same way. he just wouldn't go outside.
jsx12345 0
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Sleep with anthor hot girl and make her watch.! Lol jk don't, talk to her and work it out.
arhanes 0
to hell with working it out. how do you trust a cheater again?
Thisismoses 0
for revenge put the video on the internet!
donkeyshlong42 1
im with this guy ^^ put the video on the net
nutsackmuscle 0
keep the tape as leverage. when you divorce her you can her crap. you'll most likely get the kids if you have them.
nutsackmuscle 0
take* her crap
STR8_CRiiMSON 0
You don't.
BT14 5
you're not funny
Banana_Pancakes6 0
No, I think this is TOTALLY normal... of course it sucks.. if it didn't it wouldn't have been on the website.
jmac317 0
sorry bro...
john7h567hgrd 0
Wait... since when can I hack other peoples webcams?!
vsx2000goton 0
It's not considered hacking if you're gaining access to your own webcam.
lionheart822 13
@159- lmao, horny teen thinks he can hack into his online girlfriend's webcam to watch her sleep at night.
ImmortalKratos 0
wtf! if you get back together with that **** you should circumcise her so she never enjoys sex again!!!!
Blue_Barbie 0
Make copies for all her friends and family!!
CANNIBALx 0
ALL HAIL SNICKERDOODLES!!! PRAY FOR THE RETURN OF THE QUEEN!!
SimplyInhuman 0
186, You do realize circumcision is for men, right?
cabbitt 0
198- When a female is circumcised, it takes all pleasure away from sex. It is done in some third world places.
pimpcakes2 11
They shouldn't even call it circumcision, more like mutilation! A elder will take a poor 12-ish year old girl and take a sharp rock, then cut off the ******** and parts of the labia, with no anesthetic, then sew whatever remains shut so they remain pure. In most cases they can't even pee without extreme pain, let alone enjoy or even tolerate sex. It's a horrible, horrible ritual!
YouCanHaveACoke 0
Whoa, so disturbing! I had no idea. Thanks for the info, 212!
sematariux 7
damn that is some scary shit
Gravitex 0
woah .
instantmusic 4
Disturbing...whats the point in sex if the chick can't enjoy it? Just one of the things I will happily remain close-minded to.
skitzofreniks 5
212 was mutilated.
e077 15
its not hacking since it is his own cam and yes you can hack any ones web cam
e077 15
there is one for woman to
ctfu 0
thanks for that image
chahatp 0
we only recommend this for cheaters.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
212, that is so ******* disturbing and HORRIBLE! I imagined the gruesome and excruciating pain if it were to happen to me. TT_TT I would die in this "Surgery". They seriously need to end this disgusting ritual.
Storvolleng 28
so, some likeness to male circumcision/mutilation i see.
ur2nvthis85 3
poor thing! witnesses too
persianjr1 7
haha. am I the only one that finds it weird that he can spy on his house?
Hockeyboy4280 18
155- Pretty much, yeah.
ironwords 8
at least he can devorce her and she's not entitled to anything. she hummiliated you. you steal all her stuff and laugh.
Jonny_Trump 0
It's not really stealing all of it. She pulls shit like that, legally divorce her and get stuff. give her what you want to, but she screwed up. She caused pain, both emotional and social.
L3Paparazzo 7
lebron is a witness
supertacowaffle 41
Haha yeah. Should have filmd in on your phone or somthing and showd hear the evadance!
sweet_candy_ 17
Wtf that is so sad and embarrassing. It's just disgusting when people cheat.
AkuskaUK 6
because they are ****** in the head!
fastspeed1234 0
amen
FreeDome_fml 0
nah theyre probably ****** in the ******
MassEffectNerd 0
or ass depending on preference.
deputy_g 5
other things are messed up also
4fencer 0
That's really embarrassing! **** you you women ******. Never trust a women they are always ******* with other guys.
afdude87 6
ya 64 I agree
mk58 31
66, I think you mist just have issues with women in your life. You need to come to terms with the fact that not all women are as you described.
mk58 31
**must
4fencer 0
71. Go defend your ******.
exotramp 5
Misogynists are best ignored.
Shadow_Phantom 26
@10: So people are ****** in the head for going after basic human instinct? Okay then... @56: lol @OP: FYL, that is pretty bad.
buddha313 0
You guys sound really tense. Let's put all this hate aside and just go to the misogynist and get a quick back rub. I can almost guarantee we will all feel better after that.
memo619 0
64, a person may love their bf/gf but might be sexually attracted to other people personally I find that stupid
EmperorPsycho 0
I like ur cat... he has fur
FaceMelterx2530 4
56- Epic Win.
Hockeyboy4280 18
59 is a boss...
tistal 0
so tru
violetdabomb 0
I know! Btw I'm Persian too :)
persianjr1 7
OMG I PERSIAN TOO!!!! lol
AceArctic 4
I was just kinda skimming, did someone put "Pics or it didn't happen!" yet? :3
azcarate 0
why do u say that explain?
tulsafml 0
woah!!! u can turn ur webcam on from work!! legit!!
slamit 0
your hot
xdannyx117x 0
I hate cheaters their just put here to make some of us miserable and give others a bad name
DeadxManxWalking 27
who doesn't?
NoWayLady 13
that is so true! I've been cheated on like 5 times
Wheredidgrungego 12
The ills of technology....
oreobunbun 3
the ills of relationships
vsx2000goton 0
Omigosh your profile pic is so cute :D
sanchogrim 18
kitty!!!!!
i_love_grrr 0
aw it is! i wish my kitty would do cute stuff like that
shockwave259 6
um I think that tech is a plus because if it wasn't there he wouldn't know how much of a ***** his wife is
lil_ham1644 29
Her wife
Happygofucky 0
Holy shit. That is ****** up, sorry OP.
intheboot 0
that's awful man. so sorry
POPO28_fml 0
HAHA DUDE. your all like holy shit, that's ****** up.
C6Racer 0
HAHA DU... **** it.
alakomonus 0
win c6
C6Racer 0
Haha, I had to do it.
CTVrhythmguitari 8
oh shit that sucks, I'm sorry D:
hellosir23 0
ydi for having a webcam
polar77 0
No, it's not his fault, your just a dumbass
poiuytjfffc 0
Today, my girlfriend and I were spied on by some creepy guy while we were having sex during the middle of table. FML
bonermonkey 31
it was the girlfriends husband, in his house, on his webcam...
TurboLCR 0
kick the bitch out on the street and burn her clothes. the slag .....
You_Need_Soap 6
Sweet! Did you watch the whole thing?
POPO28_fml 0
that's a stupid question to ask. OF COURSE HE DID!!! Jk, only horny bastards would ask "did u watch it?"