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By anon. - 03/01/2011 11:37 - New Zealand

Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me". FML

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By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2015 08:55 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend she's too good for me, then asking if she wants to settle for someone like me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2018 15:00

Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By Marona - 16/04/2015 07:59 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, after a discussion, my boyfriend said, "I think it's time you found somebody better." After I gave him a look, he continued, "For me." FML

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By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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perdix 29

Monday 3 January 2011 19:36

You ought to pipe up that, unlike the other girls, you have ño gag reflex. That'll shut Dad up.

ninjasaurous 0

Monday 3 January 2011 21:40

Poor grammar had confused me in this FML.

Comments

blasfmer 0

Monday 3 January 2011 19:27

least he wasnt suggesting it without you there then your boyfriend could act on it without you knowing, so in a way he is respecting your feelings.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 3 January 2011 19:30

I'm willing to bet that he has done that without the OP there. OPs bf should tell the dad to knock it off.

crew279 0

Monday 3 January 2011 20:25

it was still blatantly rude. sorry op

UrTheWorstCharac 0

Monday 3 January 2011 20:38

"That would be better for him than me" Worst grammar/use of quotation. Ever.

joshijosh 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 7:41

I sure he didn't point at a koala! ha

teffysayshi 8

Thursday 6 January 2011 6:04

As long as you can understand it what's the problem?? Goodness o.0

mandark 9

Monday 3 January 2011 19:29

than*

satomi_ishida 0

Monday 3 January 2011 20:21

No, 1 used the correct one. :P "Then he could act on it." FYL OP. Stand up for yourself and tell him in a mature manner how well the relationship is going and that you're both in love. It's not like you and his dad are dating. (Ew) Then poop in his shoes. JK!

hellokat1 0

Monday 3 January 2011 20:28

2 was correcting OP.

Bee_fml 2

Monday 3 January 2011 21:50

Fixed, thanks! :-)

sexybeastsexybea 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 1:11

thats wat op said tard! havnt u noticed evrybdy hates grammEr Nasis?! haha jk

mandark 9

Tuesday 4 January 2011 3:56

dumbestdrummer 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:22

but 1 said the same thing as OP

theLuscious 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 8:02

fat

Stepherrss 0

Monday 3 January 2011 19:32

If your boyfriend can't stand up and tell him to stop and that he will date whoever the **** he wants ... something's wrong. Move on while you still have the chance.

perdix 29

Monday 3 January 2011 19:36

You ought to pipe up that, unlike the other girls, you have ño gag reflex. That'll shut Dad up.

mandark 9

Monday 3 January 2011 20:16

Oooor, get him talking more. Just this time, in her favor.

CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Monday 3 January 2011 19:50

Well he can suck lemons, if your Boyfriend is with you, hes with you for you! so don't listen to that bastard. I hope your boyfriend didn't agree so if he didn't you two can still be happy just no mentioning of his father! ha! :D GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR RELATION remember its you and your boyfriend, not you,your boyfriend and his father!

MysticDude 1

Monday 3 January 2011 20:38

I don't think that that kind of information was given. I think he was just basing it on looks. Funny comment anyway.

FFML_314 11

Monday 3 January 2011 21:31

He's a peeper. Not like you, but the more subtle kind of peeper.

ninjasaurous 0

Monday 3 January 2011 21:40

Poor grammar had confused me in this FML.

InnocentLies 0

Monday 3 January 2011 22:34

Bleh me too. :((

stephaniegeezy 0

Monday 3 January 2011 21:44

I really hate grammar Nazis, but I Need to do it... CORRECT FML: Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out, at every opportunity, girls "that would be better for him than me". FML