mylifesucks
Netherlands
Today, I celebrated my 21st birthday. My boyfriend of almost 3 years gave me a big pink vibrator. Thinking it was a joke I said: "I won't need this as long as I have you!" His reply: "That's what I wanted to talk to you about." FML
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effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
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Comments (170)
lolajelly 0
that sucks
noobcaek 2
Win response.
Specterk50 0
yes it does but now she can whack him with the vibrator
iKaite 0
LOL. Epic Fail.
effyourlife_ 0
at least he provided you with a replacement. how thoughtful
UziTopete 0
and was indeed creative
emseeaich 0
lold at this one!
dancing_bear 0
He was really just setting himself, and you, up for that situation. Honestly, I know breaking up with someone sucks, but in that sort of situation being inventive about it just makes it a thousand times worse. Can nobody just come out with it anymore? Jeez.
warriormg12 4
i actually thought this guy was a genius at least she wont get lonley late at night
Bizenghastly 0
both valid points, but she can get a dog if she's lonley. at least he left her w. something useful no?
Death546 25
#161 are you suggesting that she **** a dog?
sunnyx 0
aw /=
dragongirlnat 0
Wow. He should of at least waited till ur birthday was over. Sorry.
wtfFML21 0
Look on the bright side: A pink vibrator! What was it? The Rabbit??
willowflame13 0
haha i doubt it, i bet it was a cheap ass one from like spencers gifts or something. the dude is a totaly douchebag
Americunt 0
Late night masturbation. Nothing beats that? Heh.
Upon_A_Burning_B 0
I see what you did.
ashleymarielouis 0
Or... Late Night Masturbation: Everybody beats that. Teehee.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
Haha, don't worry about it too much. The vibrator will probably be better anyways.
3goldens 0
USE IT BABY!
Bizenghastly 0
hmmm I can't help but wonder if she'll think of him while using it tho ^_^
beccavdk 0
ahaha know how that feels. i got a really good one though.
Cyrus00 41
Know how what feels? The vibrator or the getting dumped?