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Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12572) - you deserved it (38651)

On 08/21/2009 at 6:15pm - kids - by mrteacher (man) - United States (South Dakota)

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wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors

#3 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:31pm by PoolOfIck

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Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?

#2 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:31pm by cxp119

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