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Today, in revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego in my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. 5ML

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On 01/24/2014 at 6:10pm - kids - by limping (man) - Canada

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That kid is brutal! Definitely deserves an old fashioned spanking for that

#3 - On 01/24/2014 at 11:23pm by WCARlover

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When will you pull him over your lap and spank him? Oh and take his Lego away.

#4 - On 01/24/2014 at 11:23pm by onlychildFTW

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