By numbnuts - 23/09/2013 05:48 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
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RarityRoyale 17

At least numbnuts is a pretty tame insult compared to some of the things she could be calling you...

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PantyGAMES 10

I'm actually somewhat disappointed that this just ended with numbnuts. Your wife needs to work on her insults.

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RarityRoyale 17

At least numbnuts is a pretty tame insult compared to some of the things she could be calling you...

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alonur 6

Should? You don't know anything about that argument or their whole relationship, maybe she's the bitch. So don't make assumptions, numbnuts

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PantyGAMES 10

He said COULD, not SHOULD. And at this point, I feel like I could AND should call you numbnuts, numbnuts.

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mFUNdo21 17

I think you SHOULD read properly. and by doing so COULD avoid down votes.

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9echo 17

OP you need to work on your wife and kid... at this rate they'll swear like little girls all their life.

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Corrupt_waffles 13

I love how 10 is assuming things.

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jairienfaite 20

I am sure it sound excessively cute coming from a young kid. On a brither note, OP and his beloved one should see that as an opportunity to sit down and evaluate their relationship and maybe have a good laught about themselves!

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PantyGAMES 10

I'm actually somewhat disappointed that this just ended with numbnuts. Your wife needs to work on her insults.

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DocBastard 38

You were arguing about her calling you "numbnuts"? I'd laugh my ass off if Mrs. Bastard called me that. You must really be a numbnuts to argue over something that stupid. I hope you were actually arguing over something important, like money or leaving the toilet seat up.

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thewife5 19

No... They were already arguing and the wife then called him numbnuts... And now the child has picked up on the insult, most likely starting another fight

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Kibaruto 33

Sorry Doc, this is one diagnosis that you misinterpreted.

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DocBastard 38

That's exactly why I said I hope they were actually arguing about other things.

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ElizabethNL93 20

I totally envisioned a much more graphic insult, only to be disappointed by the term "numbnuts".

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jw90 18

Could be worse OP, but you and your wife need to work on not arguing when your child is around.

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Jeffo193 13

She could be calling you a ****. This is obviously not an ideal situation but it could be much, much worse...

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ballerboy20 8

hopefully she wasnt insulting your *performance*. if thats the case good insult and im sorry

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victoriaescobar 10

Your wife is a numbnuts for her lack of good insults.

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