Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

by A-64 / 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Kids

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  • Talk to him when he's sober.

    #2 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:30pm by ihaveFMLfeverr

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  • You will need to add "killing the fish" to the reasons why he needs disciplining.

    #6 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:31pm by NoorFML

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