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Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23487) - you deserved it (4431)

On 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by A-64 (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

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Talk to him when he's sober.

#2 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:30pm by ihaveFMLfeverr

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You will need to add "killing the fish" to the reasons why he needs disciplining.

#6 - On 05/08/2012 at 7:31pm by NoorFML

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