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Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML


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On 02/10/2012 at 4:51am - kids - by ilana (woman) - United States

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Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?

#7 - On 02/10/2012 at 10:16am by DocBastard

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'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?

#11 - On 02/10/2012 at 10:18am by liy223

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