Poopoo peepee and Kids: Surprise!

Surprise!

By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By not_trained_for_this - 18/11/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I was working at the school when one of the kids came crying to me about needing help with his zipper after a little "accident". Forbidden by a district ordinance to touch them in certain areas, there was nothing I could do; to which he cried and pissed his pants. Again. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Work sucks

By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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By failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 10 February 2012 16:16

Congratulations! Did you want a prize for doing your job?

liy223 6

Friday 10 February 2012 16:18

'Little boys' have accidents sometimes. Your responsible for him while he's with you, so doesn't that make it part of your job?

Comments

aFreedom127 9

Friday 10 February 2012 19:42

That's your job!

bubo_fml 10

Friday 10 February 2012 19:45

That's the perfect time to assemble the campers for a skit or for show & tell!

hoonyer 17

Friday 10 February 2012 19:59

Did you mean a scat?

hoonyer 17

Friday 10 February 2012 20:01

Did you mean scat?

Fulgore_fml 1

Friday 10 February 2012 20:06

A crappy surprise.

fulsuckers 1

Friday 10 February 2012 20:23

You work there that shit happens

prettykitty82 4

Friday 10 February 2012 21:18

My niece isn't properly potty trained @ 2 1/2 yrs, and she does this ALL the time then hides

bkina 0

Friday 10 February 2012 21:35

... Maybe you should of told the kid to wipe his own ass... If he said he can't to it take toilet paper. Fold it and show him the movement on how to wipe an ass then tell the child to in a the bathroom and clean up lol meanwhile you call the perants and tell them to come quickly!!! That's what I would of done and I would never ever touch a child ass if they are walking and talking even if it is to clean it.

darien987 1

Friday 10 February 2012 22:19

Make him clean it up himself next time...

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 10 February 2012 23:39

Why proudly? What are his parents teaching him?

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Friday 10 February 2012 23:52

I was eating when I read this FML... FML

AK10bears 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:25

Sounds like you have the kids trust and respect. He/she is comfortable enough to tell you something like this! FML nope! I say keep up the good work!! You are doing a great thing here!