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Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38126) - you deserved it (10867)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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...I want to meet your kid!

#1 - On 08/07/2011 at 3:06am by maz_irken

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Oh my god. Lol how embarrassing. Control your child

#2 - On 08/07/2011 at 3:07am by mooseluver4life

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