Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2010 at 12:42am / United States (Nevada) / Kids

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  • Now the waiter thinks that you're an abusive parent. Watch your back OP, your toddler is trying to put you away while he plans to rule the world!

    #2 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:02am by lol_ironic_life

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  • We all know he didn't fall off a cart... He's actually the world's youngest professional boxer

    #3 - On 12/15/2010 at 6:08am by DakotaCat

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