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Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML

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On 02/16/2010 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by tacolove69 - United States (California)

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ummmm what the fuck are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

#2 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:17pm by PensiveCub

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haha, anal and cock in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

#5 - On 02/16/2010 at 5:20pm by PsychoMerk

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