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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27077) - you deserved it (3752)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Busted (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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he might be talking bout his past girlfriends 0:

#2 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:25pm by YoshiTimex3

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No 5, WOW. That's a really sad view of marriage... When I get married it will be because I love my husband more than my own life. I hope someday you'll did that kind of real happiness, not the cheap pleasure that comes from one night stands.

#10 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:50pm by mdanielle

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