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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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some_random94 0

dude, that's wrong on so many levels you should probably see a therapist or something

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truthmonster 0

u guy missed the point.....ONLY 20 MINUTES!!!!!

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imsexb3ast 0

70 years old and he still gets some!!! go gramps!!!

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yashack 0

those to have some stamina for their age! I'm impressed

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bozo92 0

no you missed the point, they are both 70, thats a ******* miricle they didnt croke, but seriously id tell your parents and get some theropy

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ARScratch 0

20 minutes is longer than quite a handful of guys can last.

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davizv 0

concerned??? he just learned his grandpas a champ! 20 minutes at 70+ years

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lebronesque73091 12

You should've pretended to wake up.

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common_boy 0

i hope you wont be scarred for life.

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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Alchemist_21 26

It probably took him 19 just to get it up.

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monner123 3

Damn it! I went to thumbs down on your comment and it went thumbs up.

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Narttu 20

@266 Your profile pic matches your comment perfectly!!

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joeyl2008 29

That's hot. that's a hot way to live

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kellster 2

I'm so impressed with your grandparents! I mean, tiny bit rude, but... wow. 70! Think of it this way: you have lots of years of sexual longevity to look forward to!

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SteamyPenguin 46

It's shows incredible sangfroid, particularly for Gramps. Quite impressive once you get over the eww factor.

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FuzzMonkey09 0

Are you scarred for life? I mean, that sounds...ew..........

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fleg 9

that's sick. even like college roommates, who are technically strangers, are more considerate than that. wow, i'm pissed off and i wasn't even there. especially since you're young enough to be scolded for staying up late. they should really ******* know better.

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