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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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splinter_fml 0

Dude.... Why the HELL wouldn't you move? *smgdh*

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Milkhead 0

this is sooooo ****** up...............

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torific 0

OH MAN! that is soooo gross! I would have DIED!

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hk_fml 9

Ewwwwwwwwww D: He lasted twenty minutes? Way to go.

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eastmanwolf 0

That's horrible of them. If you really were asleep, you could have woken up at any moment. It's not like you were in a coma, or dead.

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TheAntiComment 0

old people last longer cuz they lost feeling in their parts so 20 minutes is nothing

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InsaneOblongata 0

HAhahahaahahaa

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ChinyereCouture 0

old people are gross. i don't even care what you people say. GROSS. blah blah blah i know i'm gonna be old someday. and yes. i'll be gross. so carpe diem, bitchesss.

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