Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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effthis 0
pwned
splinter_fml 0
Dude.... Why the HELL wouldn't you move? *smgdh*
Milkhead 0
this is sooooo ****** up...............
torific 0
OH MAN! that is soooo gross! I would have DIED!
hk_fml 9
Ewwwwwwwwww D: He lasted twenty minutes? Way to go.
eastmanwolf 0
That's horrible of them. If you really were asleep, you could have woken up at any moment. It's not like you were in a coma, or dead.
TheAntiComment 0
old people last longer cuz they lost feeling in their parts so 20 minutes is nothing
InsaneOblongata 0
HAhahahaahahaa
aishiteiruyo 0
omg #39 so funny
ChinyereCouture 0
old people are gross. i don't even care what you people say. GROSS. blah blah blah i know i'm gonna be old someday. and yes. i'll be gross. so carpe diem, bitchesss.