Mike
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0
o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...
shantoyamuchluv 0
20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.
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infidelboy 0
ummm, close your eyes???
well_played 0
That's a definite foul.
jennajamison 0
i would of beat off on my grandmas face
Eternity_fml 0
Witness...? For 20 minutes...? Why didn't you just put the pillow over your head and face the other direction? Either way, in your case, you're probably scarred for life, lol.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Witnessing includes hearing, they probably weren't watching
latuka 0
so.. old people aren't allowed to have sex? i think anyone older than 16 can have sex... just my opinion.
biancapaholak 0
I think anyone can have sex if they're ready
seajay87 5
OP isn't saying they shouldn't. He's saying he witnessed...
DiSab 0
Well, that sucks. Had to have been the worst 20 minutes of your life.
f_ckerdef_ck 0
i hate the pictures in my head. :( i wanted to go to bed, but it GONNA HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS! thanks
magga_mus 0
.. Seriously, be glad for them.. I hope i'll still be having sex a that age : P But there is a time and a place: P
pewpz 0
I think that's really adorable (besides the fact that they did it while you were in the room) I just think old couples are so cute
olivefeb1409 0
omg id cry im so sorry!