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By Mike - 21/03/2009 15:38 - United States

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Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML
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Wittlestalker 0

o_______o Get some therapy as soon as you can. I say that in the most respectful, concerned way I possibly can manage...

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shantoyamuchluv 0

20 minutes?! Way to go gramps.

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infidelboy 0

ummm, close your eyes???

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Eternity_fml 0

Witness...? For 20 minutes...? Why didn't you just put the pillow over your head and face the other direction? Either way, in your case, you're probably scarred for life, lol.

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Witnessing includes hearing, they probably weren't watching

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latuka 0

so.. old people aren't allowed to have sex? i think anyone older than 16 can have sex... just my opinion.

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biancapaholak 0

I think anyone can have sex if they're ready

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seajay87 5

OP isn't saying they shouldn't. He's saying he witnessed...

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DiSab 0

Well, that sucks. Had to have been the worst 20 minutes of your life.

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f_ckerdef_ck 0

i hate the pictures in my head. :( i wanted to go to bed, but it GONNA HAUNT ME IN MY DREAMS! thanks

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magga_mus 0

.. Seriously, be glad for them.. I hope i'll still be having sex a that age : P But there is a time and a place: P

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pewpz 0

I think that's really adorable (besides the fact that they did it while you were in the room) I just think old couples are so cute

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