Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

by Ethan / 03/09/2009 at 9:35am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

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  • Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.

    #12 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:21pm by hardcore

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  • Um...why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

    #6 - On 03/09/2009 at 3:01pm by Heidi

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