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By Ethan - / Monday 9 March 2009 13:35 / Australia
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By  hardcore_fml  |  0

Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.

By  Heidi_fml  |  0

Um...why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

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  owneditup  |  0

LOL i can picture the conversation "so watd ur boyfriend give u?" "hey said hed get me a dirty sanchez... i think its sum fancy mexican meal" BTW OP ur nasty

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  mischiefkel  |  17

182- a 'pearl necklace' is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he finishes around her neck and face, and since it's white, it resembles a pearl necklace. So giving someone a pearl necklace is the polite-ish way of saying he's getting a blowjob.

By  Heidi_fml  |  0

Um...why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

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  SonicRainboom  |  3

Pleasure > Material Goods

By  gigglepants  |  0

#6 hey, some people enjoy it!

By  Cassy_fml  |  0

Dude, hope her parents didn't understand! Also, you shouldn't give her false expectations... I guess now you have to buy her a pearl necklace... uh, I mean with real pearls X-D!

By  Katatonik  |  0

#2 Pear Necklace aren't beads.

By  hardcore_fml  |  0

Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.

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