FML : Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me...

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Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ethan - / Monday 9 March 2009 13:35 / Australia

Intimacy

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By hardcore_fml | 0

#23361 - Monday 9 March 2009 08:21

Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.

By Heidi_fml | 0

#23336 - Monday 9 March 2009 08:01

Um...why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

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By rebboy_2008 | 0

#23325 - Monday 9 March 2009 07:54

Dude... sounds better than Dirty Sanchez or something like that.

owneditup | 0

#1078012 - Sunday 11 July 2010 07:49

LOL i can picture the conversation "so watd ur boyfriend give u?" "hey said hed get me a dirty sanchez... i think its sum fancy mexican meal" BTW OP ur nasty

By shady_angel | 0

#23329 - Monday 9 March 2009 07:56

hmmm... you think her dad knew what you ment?? LOL sooo funny.... you did get her a gift though right??

kitkat98_fml | 0

#2859831 - Sunday 10 July 2011 07:41

I don't get it. what did he mean

ifinsane | 6

#3533429 - Thursday 3 November 2011 12:33

Yeah the gift that keeps on givin

mischiefkel | 17

#4256336 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 03:29

182- a 'pearl necklace' is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he finishes around her neck and face, and since it's white, it resembles a pearl necklace. So giving someone a pearl necklace is the polite-ish way of saying he's getting a blowjob.

sens3sfailing | 24

#4735025 - Thursday 26 July 2012 10:08

HIt's a pretty shitty gift too! Happy birthday! Now suck my dick!!! -.- this is why I hate people...

haileyshelton | 14

#5712667 - Saturday 12 October 2013 01:55

193- Oh okay, I thought it was classy anal beads.

piggybits | 14

#5897874 - Friday 28 March 2014 03:34

Fellatio doesn't need to be involved for one to receive a pearl necklace

By bobdole | 0

#23331 - Monday 9 March 2009 07:58

you should have given her the angry dragon

By Heidi_fml | 0

#23336 - Monday 9 March 2009 08:01

Um...why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

SonicRainboom | 3

#3858998 - Tuesday 10 January 2012 04:30

Pleasure > Material Goods

rabidfairy | 9

#6113618 - Saturday 8 November 2014 07:38

yeah but it's not pleasure for her.

gizmodorner | 15

#6583518 - Tuesday 19 April 2016 12:54

some women enjoy that

By gigglepants | 0

#23344 - Monday 9 March 2009 08:09

#6 hey, some people enjoy it!

By skatingweasel | 0

#23345 - Monday 9 March 2009 08:10

At least you didnt get her a brown tie

musiclovr27 | 1

#4260384 - Thursday 5 April 2012 02:27

Whats a brown tie?

dragonstrike94 | 8

#4301901 - Saturday 14 April 2012 02:22

Lol

By Cassy_fml | 0

#23346 - Monday 9 March 2009 08:10

Dude, hope her parents didn't understand! Also, you shouldn't give her false expectations... I guess now you have to buy her a pearl necklace... uh, I mean with real pearls X-D!

By Katatonik | 0

#23353 - Monday 9 March 2009 08:14

#2 Pear Necklace aren't beads.

AlexisSilver | 10

#1204369 - Saturday 7 August 2010 07:10

Then what is it??

allichap2012 | 0

#2180207 - Monday 14 March 2011 01:46

When you are having sex and right before the guy cums (either oral or insertion) he pulls out and aims at the womans neck making his sperm form a necklace