Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML
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hardcore_fml
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Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.
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Heidi_fml
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Um... why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.
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rebboy_2008
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Dude... sounds better than Dirty Sanchez or something like that.
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owneditup
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LOL i can picture the conversation "so watd ur boyfriend give u?" "hey said hed get me a dirty sanchez... i think its sum fancy mexican meal" BTW OP ur nasty
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shady_angel
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hmmm... you think her dad knew what you ment?? LOL sooo funny.... you did get her a gift though right??
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kitkat98_fml
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I don't get it. what did he mean
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ifinsane
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Yeah the gift that keeps on givin
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mischiefkel
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182- a 'pearl necklace' is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he finishes around her neck and face, and since it's white, it resembles a pearl necklace. So giving someone a pearl necklace is the polite-ish way of saying he's getting a blowjob.
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sens3sfailing
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HIt's a pretty shitty gift too! Happy birthday! Now suck my dick!!! -.- this is why I hate people...
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haileyshelton
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193- Oh okay, I thought it was classy anal beads.
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piggybits
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Fellatio doesn't need to be involved for one to receive a pearl necklace
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bobdole
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you should have given her the angry dragon
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Heidi_fml
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Um... why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.
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SonicRainboom
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Pleasure > Material Goods
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rabidfairy
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yeah but it's not pleasure for her.
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gizmodorner
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some women enjoy that
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gigglepants
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#6 hey, some people enjoy it!
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skatingweasel
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At least you didnt get her a brown tie
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musiclovr27
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Whats a brown tie?
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dragonstrike94
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Lol
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Cassy_fml
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Dude, hope her parents didn't understand!
Also, you shouldn't give her false expectations... I guess now you have to buy her a pearl necklace... uh, I mean with real pearls X-D!
Also, you shouldn't give her false expectations... I guess now you have to buy her a pearl necklace... uh, I mean with real pearls X-D!
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Katatonik
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Pear Necklace aren't beads.
Pear Necklace aren't beads.
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AlexisSilver
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Then what is it??
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allichap2012
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When you are having sex and right before the guy cums (either oral or insertion) he pulls out and aims at the womans neck making his sperm form a necklace
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iiDangerCloseBK
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You must have some experience with that. (;
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sprinkesrdelish
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I'm just disgusted by you.
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ChatAlors_fml
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If I could thumb you up twice I'd do it
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hardcore_fml
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Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.