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Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.

Um... why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

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Dude... sounds better than Dirty Sanchez or something like that.

LOL i can picture the conversation "so watd ur boyfriend give u?" "hey said hed get me a dirty sanchez... i think its sum fancy mexican meal" BTW OP ur nasty

hmmm... you think her dad knew what you ment?? LOL sooo funny.... you did get her a gift though right??

I don't get it. what did he mean

Yeah the gift that keeps on givin

182- a 'pearl necklace' is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he finishes around her neck and face, and since it's white, it resembles a pearl necklace. So giving someone a pearl necklace is the polite-ish way of saying he's getting a blowjob.

HIt's a pretty shitty gift too! Happy birthday! Now suck my dick!!! -.- this is why I hate people...

193- Oh okay, I thought it was classy anal beads.

Fellatio doesn't need to be involved for one to receive a pearl necklace

you should have given her the angry dragon

Um... why would she appreciate YOUR meaning as a birthday gift? Disgusting.

Pleasure > Material Goods

yeah but it's not pleasure for her.

some women enjoy that

#6 hey, some people enjoy it!

At least you didnt get her a brown tie

Dude, hope her parents didn't understand! Also, you shouldn't give her false expectations... I guess now you have to buy her a pearl necklace... uh, I mean with real pearls X-D!

#2 Pear Necklace aren't beads.

Then what is it??

When you are having sex and right before the guy cums (either oral or insertion) he pulls out and aims at the womans neck making his sperm form a necklace

You must have some experience with that. (;

I'm just disgusted by you.

If I could thumb you up twice I'd do it

Why would she know what you meant? Let's go through the conversation. What did you get me for my birthday? I'm going to shoot my load on your neck/chest. Now gauge the excitement upon hearing this news and discover that you're a douche. lol.