Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML
by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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He probably thinks you're a dick now.
#1 - On 08/12/2014 at 4:50pm by powelale0000
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Why was his dick hanging out?
#2 - On 08/12/2014 at 4:51pm by wopchop12
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