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Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML


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On 04/13/2014 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Call him back and resume the sexy talk. Since he missed out on some of it, you can do it even better this time.

#3 - On 04/14/2014 at 5:28am by FranklySpeaking

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At least you got some good practice in.

#2 - On 04/14/2014 at 5:27am by Capitan

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