Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
by hi Mum / 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
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Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on*
Mum: are you guys having sex?
Mum: *flies back*
#7 - On 12/11/2013 at 6:23pm by luke_nylan
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Did you put a sock on the door?
#4 - On 12/11/2013 at 6:21pm by nikkon416
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