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Today, I gave my husband an early Christmas present: Santa-themed lingerie. He got angry and called me selfish, for "using" him as an excuse to get myself nice stuff. FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:06pm - intimacy - by selfishsexysanta (woman) - United States

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Well I won't call lingerie a present, its more like gift wrapping paper. hehe

#9 - On 12/24/2012 at 4:50pm by LeeRed

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He's an angry elf!

#2 - On 12/24/2012 at 4:44pm by HowieDoIt

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