Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room, he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me, I spread my legs to help out. He then looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. As I was about to give him head, I saw he had so much left over toilet paper stuck to his nuts. It kind of turned me off but I didn't want to say anything because he's one of the sweetest guys ever. After he nutted, he got up and there was toilet paper crumbs on his bed and ass. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in the 69 position with me on top and as we changed positions, and I turned to face him, I saw toilet paper on his face that he didn't seem to notice and that I casually had to wipe off his face. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend doggy-style and noticed a piece of toilet paper had been "left behind". I had such a bad internal conflict about whether to tell her or to remove it myself, I went limp. She started crying and accused me of not being attracted to her anymore. FML
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the__usual 0
Saving it for later?
every1luvsboners 11
Better than seeing a tampon string.
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the__usual 0
Saving it for later?
instnt1nfction 17
This is like a charmin commercial
BlanketHogger 0
Carefully wiping always saves the day or just buy Charmin ultra strong.
rexgar2000 10
mood killer right there. my hard would go limp In a sec and then walk away and play COD.
CapnAwesome 11
That is ****** up gross!! You should have atleast took a shower or smth! And not gross because of just tp.. But because he was going down on you and you werent clean
Isaac_The_Man 0
You mam, need the Charmin brand
kyarush 10
Lol not as bad as of he choked on it.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Amen to that! Some of the best sex I had I spent half the time laughing because my partner let out a loud fart in the middle of sex. Laughter actually releases oxytocin which helps bond you :p
jwade11 12
Been there, have had that happen. Kind of embarrassing!!!
princessmollysue 9
Wow ! Ummm next time maybe clean down there ?
shadystyle 6
or is it 0.0
SwtCherryPie 26
@62... lol you can tell you're single Stick to your game im sure you are better at that than handling a woman anyway
YessyxD 8
163 - You're ******* pathetic!!!! Just because he would go play CoD doesn't mean shit! You can tell that your boyfriend prefers games than having sex with you! Stick to your ***** I'm sure your boyfriend is happy he doesn't have to deal with you anyway!
graham11 14
It's like "now or laters"
G0v3nat0r 7
^^ win
shadow1690 9
There's muchhhhh worse...ever go to go down on a girl and she was still covered in period blood because she never even thought to bother taking a shower after it was done??? Trust me being unclean from the bathroom is nothing compared to that
shadow1690 9
That was directed at 96 by the way
Whydoyouask 11
@163 - "lol you can tell" CoD is way more interesting then you are.
linkinpark98 24
Your picture creeps me out.
chlorinegreen 27
Think of it this way. A girl who wipes to keep her self somewhat sanitary OR a girl who doesn't wipe and accumulates gunky semi dry pee and who knows what else on her cooch. Put your mouth on THAT
awesomelikethat 0
Nice
kimono_fml 17
looks like a lot of people are ok with going down without showering. Gross
kimono_fml 17
Considering I got so many negatives on my comment.. Looks like we got many slobs on this website :)
FinnickLover10 1
EPIC FAIL
slick5880 22
Kinda like your comment
VenomSiphon 13
What a Charmin' sight... HA, SEEWHATIDIDTHERE?!?!?!¿
Sniperkid07 6
Ok I understand the exclamation and question marks but is the upside down question mark really necessary, just asking.
Saltime 0
Oh, sorry, 98. I didn't know you were asking a question because you didn't use a question mark. ...You know. The same one you were complaining about.
Seduisant 7
Everytime I hear someone say "Epic Fail." it makes me seriously consider punching them in the face.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
^ Same. Even 'Cool Story bro' is getting old
btnhdude 0
Cool story sis.
mrszane93 5
When I hear epic fail I think if the epic fail app. It has hilarious pics.
graham11 14
2- how old are you? 12?
foreverisending 0
"cool story bro" was over before it even began
princessmollysue 9
#98 You are an dumb ass this is not spell check mother ****** ! This is ******* FML bitch !
thisisafunnyname 12
riveting tale chap
Isaac_The_Man 0
Saying "EPIC FAIL" is really old dude(or girl.. Can't tell)
benderbot19 0
Epic fail, bro.
giggetyalright 1
ahh.. embarrassing
nattynatters 14
Not really. That happened to me once. If he's a good bf he'll give you a minute to fix it and get back to business. No biggie.
SwtCherryPie 26
or if he's like my husband he picks it off throws it to the side and continues what he planned on doing... slightly embarassing but more commonplace than people let on... get over it and move on
99problems99 0
You know what would be really funny, if you were to keep on reading this comment, no seriously you're still reading. How stupid are you?
ladyLALAA 29
You're pretty stupid yourself little boy
cosmosis 12
220... Your're pretty stupid for writing a comment that makes no sense.
Rhetorical 0
oh, you nasty girl
gamercanadian 11
Ye very nasty, but ye that's gross
boofgall 16
^new favorite commenter.
graham11 14
^new favorite complimenter!
every1luvsboners 11
Better than seeing a tampon string.
psycho9631 1
^fag
me_gusta_eso 1
61- Wtf?
Saltime 0
61, don't be a chef.
kewlstoribro 6
aw i cant look at 102's pic because his comment today got him banned. it seems to look funny haha
CalCommando 6
I used to use tampons, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Minecraftering 5
I used to enjoy those jokes, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
btnhdude 0
I used to get refferences, but everything turned all 'sissy fad'. JUST KIDDING.
Naked_Communist 0
Better than going down and coming up with a piece of TP affixed like a milk moustache.
graham11 14
61- the **** is that?! Does it come with a side of salsa and queso?
Yodaevil 4
She cut herself shaving?
Alexunited1212 2
61- what kind of ******* things have you seen in your life?
JuggaletteKlown 0
Everyone loves boners.[:
SookyTurner 4
Win
nciolfi 0
That is the ultimate stop sign
melissasquires 9
I use to use the joke " took an arrow to the knee" but then I. Oh wait I never used it Because it was never cool Much like you guys aren't for using that joke.
turtleomnom 0
time to try charmin :D
misslyss1234 0
To charmhim ;)
heylesha 8
maybe you should clean more down there
theDOGgoesIDGAF 0
Why so many thumbs down? That shit is nasty every girl should wash there vaginas before any sort of action....
SwtCherryPie 26
as im sure you do? lol i doubt it
ydfml2 0
Vaginas? While it would be cool to see once, but scary as your picture.
picturescrazy 24
Wow, you must be a spontaneous, fun wife -.- Not everyone plans out what time they're going to have sex, you know.
theDOGgoesIDGAF 0
I do as a mater of fact clean before my husband goes down on me any ******* time he does how the **** can it be an idiot comment just because you like your ******* pussy dirty does it mean that everyone does. I know things happen in the heat of the moment but **** clean if anything is going to happen down there using the mouth, no guy likes for there girl to be dirty specially if they have to eat it.
theDOGgoesIDGAF 0
Having sex is good to go **** I don't care I'll go down on my husband it's just my ****** is always clean. So yes after I take a piss and I feel that there is something there I do hop in the shower for a quick rinse.
theDOGgoesIDGAF 0
I am actually a very spontaneous wife I never said I don't go down on him unless he's clean I like is man sweat **** yeah it's sexy as ****.
WCARlover 35
Anyone else hate the word "panties"?
XxAqwa13xX 6
Yep!
zombicidal 11
while he was removing my undergarments?
flockz 20
ass flap cover?
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Unmentionables?
ohmyhotdogonabun 0
Omg yes! My best friend showed me her list for Christmas and she wrote panties on it..
hamncheeseinit 6
You must not wear any panties?
samanthatorres 13
Chonies is better .
dumboears 8
They need to make a word that is...nicer? than panties and more classy than "undergarments" or "underwear" or "unmentionables".
sExxicHiCky123 0
Underwear :3
HiddenMonkey 8
Would you prefer knickers instead?
DocAwesome 1
Hello kitties?
thebeautybleeds 17
Call me crazy, but the word is completely cool with me. I have no problem with it. Gitch, on the other hand...
MiniNyn 5
I say undies! It doesn't feel as pedo ("panties" makes me think they belong to a little girl) but isn't as blunt as "underwear"
drawmesunshine 17
Underoos?
Feverrotes 15
Banana peel
gabrielbaby 9
Panties kinda cracks me up. The word just entertains me.
JinxosGirl87 0
I hate that word because it sounds too sexual . I especially hate it when people use it when refering to little kid's underwear.
hookemhrns 0
No. I like it!
sheethapins 13
"Smellies?" "Delicates?" "Naughties?" "Slippies?" Take your pick.
koolkat27 13
undies?
Allikayxolove 0
HATE ITTTT! Ugh.
Prankster7o7 5
An obstacle? :)
333TheSemichrist 0
So. Much.
dumboears 8
Excuse me FML, we were having a conversation about underwear.
zstarr 11
I agree. They really need a better word. I'm thinking "wonder covers" :)
omarzrgz 3
It sounds sexy unless their referring to little girl underwear which I've never heard anyone use it Like tha
iceblue_fml 0
Nope I'd much rather hear them called panties, much more feminine
iliketurdles 7
202 wins. ****, that was genius.
clairejen 3
Lol
makcelly 0
Ick. What a turn off.
amberita28 0
Gross.