By Anonymous - 07/12/2011 17:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky. He pulled off my panties and was about to go down on me when he said, "Wait, what's this white thing?" It was a piece of toilet paper. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

Better than seeing a tampon string.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

In case of emergency, please use extra piece of toilet tissue. In case of discovery, prepare for vomit.

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stevenJB 25

Always make sure what you tear out is what YOu come out with. Fyl that mustve been embarrassing!

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PurpleChica9 0

Well all that i can say is to clean up next time.

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Zmeilerr 22

I used to go down on my girlfriend , but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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deviable 9

I like going around and shooting guards in the knee. It's a hobby.

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zstarr 11

I think you mean, "I used to go down on my girlfriend...but then Skyrim." XD

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picturescrazy 24

First it was Call of Duty... now it's Skyrim... ugh!

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lizzypooh36 18

my boyfriend definitly would've been turned off. I just hope for your sake that you two can look at this and laugh it off. just remember to make sure nothing is left behind for next time lol

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umm_Talk 9

Gotta be resourceful with the recession and all.......

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Mijn 2

And that's why I always double check before I leave the toilet.

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redmnky21 8

use charmin ultra strong u wont have that issue unless ur a scrubber not a wiper

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Llamacod 11

That reminds me if a time, long, long ago (but not in a galaxy far, far away) when I was going down on my girlfriend at the time and I found a cling-on. Ewww talk about a mood wrecker

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Llamacod 11

We're not talking toilet paper here folks. :(

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cinderella10383 6

Not sure what you are talking about then a cling on? Condom? Tampon? Pad?

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Llamacod 11

Shit, dumbass, shit. Poop, poo, crap, feces, understand now?

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Isoldael 27

A friend read this comment to me. I envisioned it written as "i was going down on my girlfriend and I found a klingon"

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cetlawizard 15

Wow, she must not have been told the proper way to wipe is:"front to back", since what you found was in fact a "dingle berry" stuck to her frontal area would suggest she wiped "back to front" (which causes many female infections down there) among other issues...sorry to hear that.

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