Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy
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She's stalking you, but you still screwed her? Smart.
#4 - On 11/11/2011 at 11:30pm by 2ndSucks
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Dude, you fucked up. =/
#2 - On 11/11/2011 at 11:28pm by Fx13mz
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