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Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12826) - you deserved it (23415)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

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Start charging for the show.

#1 - On 08/03/2011 at 12:48pm by knights95

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right when your about to cum you should scream "I FUCKIN HATE MY NEIGHBORS" followed by the sounds of your bed hitting a wall

#7 - On 08/03/2011 at 12:50pm by flockz

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