Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

by Hum / 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm / Switzerland (Ticino) / Intimacy

Translated from another version of FML. More info here: here.

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • Well, I hope they put 'sahne' and not 'samen' in your coffee!

    #2 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:45pm by KingGeorgeGal

    See in context

  • How funny would it be if one of them pulled down their pants, and started beating their ferret?

    #8 - On 07/02/2011 at 6:46pm by saIty

    See in context