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Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML


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On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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you were vagina blocked

#3 - On 02/13/2011 at 6:19pm by xiar

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I believe the correct term is "snatchlatched."

#8 - On 02/13/2011 at 6:24pm by syki

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