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Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48821) - you deserved it (9836)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

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Hookers still count, buddy.

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:24pm by premiermois

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Of course it counts. Next time have sex with a person, rather than a hyena.

#6 - On 01/03/2011 at 1:30pm by every1luvsboners

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