Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
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Cinn_fml 22
For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.
DocBastard 38
Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.
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Comments (199)
mama2b3 20
ah hahaha
miraggg 1
at least he wasnt having a seizure
Zombies_Rule 0
83, that's is exactly what I was thinking.!
TibbysMusic 1
Probably the guy from the other one talking about how the girl wants a vibrator for Christmas. Lmao
MRiKiCCS 0
103^ lol wordd
TheOptimist 0
No comment may exceed the greatness of 103's.
olarvman 5
hey don't laugh the guy deserves props! haha for tryin at least
_TONGAN_ 5
at least he was..."turned on"...lol...
FrenchToast94 0
haha! corny but funny!
HazmatPilgrimage 0
other than 7 who said it way before her..
titanic12beth 0
awh. that's cute...:)
tynickd 0
why would she get mad?
Tapdivaaa 0
that's not an fml, that's just really funny LMAO!!!!!
XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX 0
agreed lol
cradle6 13
I think it's kinda sweet
NiiAxBaD 0
me t2 :)
Cinn_fml 22
For some reason I think this is really funny, maybe a bit awkward, but funny nonetheless. But at least he's trying, OP, he clearly wants to please you and is worried he isn't doing. So if he already is, then tell him so, if not, take it as an opportunity to teach him how to improve.
mitchem 3
my thoughts exactly
JaxonBeMe 0
Yah, if OP doesn't voice to her boyfriend if he's doing a good job then he'll never feel confident in what he's doing... Poor guy.
Hockaday 0
agreed!
baileyw 0
you're annoying.
Shaebug12 0
that was pretty funni, 58 !
xGUMMYBEARSx 0
haha number 58.
buuuulshit 0
you try why too hard, yeah its funny thats all u need to say
Cinn_fml 22
And if there's more to be said than 'it's funny'? (Notice #65 the correct spelling of that.) Then surely that can be said as well?
cesciscecsy 0
My thoughts exactly, 58! u write too much all the time like ur supposed to analyze every FML. chilllll !
Cinn_fml 22
And that matters because?
sweetbitchx 0
**** off, just because she's more educated than any of you doesn't mean she's got to hold her opinions back. if you don't like it, don't read it.
nakidna 0
you have haters. that means you're doin something right honey! her comments are usually insightful and would be helpful in the situations.
justsomgirl 4
That's hilarious. Your boyfriend is awesome.
mathew17986g 2
HA HA HA thats kinda awkward lol
srslyguise 0
My ex did that ALL the time! LOL!
oneworldguy 0
... and that's how he became your ex! :-)
Qluz 3
women are so hard to please
bethan1 4
Ydi for telling him that's what you wanted christmas a couple of days ago. ;)
boopityboppity 11
Who doesn't want Christmas?
devileyekill 0
Jews?
riseagainst8767x 0
lol
WhatTheFuq 0
OHH. reference to that one fml couple days ago!!! And people say I'm slow.
_Annonymous_ 0
wait a minute...that was an insult!
sweeney18 0
xD That's a good catch.. I want a boyfriend like that. hahaha
Basiil 0
Me! joking LOL
DocBastard 38
Sooooo...Your life is ****** because your boyfriend cares and wants to please you? Listen, princess, this this Fmylife.com, not ShowTheWorldImAColdHeartlessBitch.com. **** off.
Sirin_fml 46
Free advertising for my website, yeah !
shortystar_fml 0
stupid much
mike3775 36
Ok that made me laugh, great job Seriously, whats the FML for? It looks like he has a sense of humor in the sack, be grateful he is trying to liven it up and not just do the deed and be done with it
babydoll13211 0
whoa calm down it's just a website, stop taking it so seriously
CJrox606 0
I love you, Doc!
NiiAxBaD 0
lmao so true
chicster 0
your showing that your a cold heartless whiney no lifed bastard.... ever thought she wasn't into that kinda thing?
EvilCupcake8361 9
lol #14
DocBastard 38
Chicster- OP clearly says her boyfriend wanted to be better than her vibrator. So that must mean she has and uses a vibrator. So that must mean she's into it. So no, I never considered that because I, unlike you, used my brain prior to commenting. Don't even get me started on "your" versus "you're."
BieberBlastHA 2
107 wb :)
iwuvmydime 2
loll
brittanyg93 0
anger issues much?
Tommananaze6T9 4
doc what do u do for a living because im pretty sure ur not a docter
emilieee_fml 0
cute..very cute
rhu4life 4
Let me correct him for you then. You're= you ******* are. Your= ******* ownership. Oh and lifed is not a word. If YOU'RE going to tell someone off use YOUR proper English speaking skills and stop making us feel ashamed of what the English language has become.
hideyoself 4
give the guy a break, he's doing his breast
kittysammich_fml 0
Awsome pic