Miscellaneous: Something smells fishy.

Something smells fishy.

By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 22:00

Today, the maid left a bottle of Febreze in my hotel room. Think she is trying to tell me something? FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 294

You deserved it 795

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 549

You deserved it 5 052

By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 299

You deserved it 36 085

By Leanna - 10/04/2017 12:00

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 127

You deserved it 687

That stinks

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 02:00

Today, I Febrezed my one remaining suit because I haven’t had a chance to go to the dry cleaners yet. I Febrezed it over the bed, so some got on the sheets. My girlfriend then got home and hit me in the head with a vase, because she thought the Febreze on the sheets was another woman’s perfume. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 353

You deserved it 205

By dirtyclothess - 02/05/2011 00:01

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 933

You deserved it 8 160

By Anonymous - 06/08/2018 22:00

Today, I learned that the "nasty smell" in my room, which I cannot detect, does not exist. It was just my stepmother trying to make me go insane deep-cleaning my room for her personal amusement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 074

You deserved it 272

By RinoaHeartilly - 28/11/2018 03:00

Today, like every day she works, my roommate once again put on a ton on perfume before work because she doesn't shower. She's gone, but this smell will be here for hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 554

You deserved it 249

By she won't see a therapist - 23/04/2016 04:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 532

You deserved it 1 490

By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 124

You deserved it 39 755

Stinky

By Anonymous - 13/12/2020 17:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML

I agree, your life sucks 981

You deserved it 80

Druu 53

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:26

No, she just forgot her Febreze. Not everything is an implied insult.

neuronerd 28

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:17

She probably just forgot and left it behind accidentally.

Comments

species4872 19

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:08

Only if you like vinegar.

neuronerd 28

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:17

She probably just forgot and left it behind accidentally.

Druu 53

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:26

No, she just forgot her Febreze. Not everything is an implied insult.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 19 April 2017 22:59

It was a present!

TADspace 30

Wednesday 19 April 2017 23:11

Breaking News: Humans can never forget. You can never forget. I can never forget. We will always remember.

Regulate 21

Wednesday 19 April 2017 23:53

Hotels are giving better freebies since I last stayed in one. Can't beat a bit of Febreeze.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 20 April 2017 1:37

Yes, you stink! Hotels don't even use Febreze. The maid had to give you her personal bottle to help you with your Satan's Anus odor.

Emilia Rogers 3

Thursday 20 April 2017 3:44

She probably forgot it

rorex 26

Thursday 20 April 2017 3:50

Unlikely

Jenmic 14

Thursday 20 April 2017 5:21

I am a hotel maid and yes I have left bottles in the room before. Maybe you do stink since you jumped to that conclusion or at least think you do.

Keywords

Transportation Annoying Music Boredom Awkward Cars Embarrassing Kids Family Babysitter Relatable Thief Money Food Miscellaneous Gross Farts Mental health Health Depression Weird Pregnancy AITA Creepy Star Wars Social Media Facebook Wanker Work Love

The Top

Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 058

You deserved it 2 533

Today, a lady told me I looked like Paul McCartney in his youth. With that little confidence boost, I told my girlfriend. I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she didn't know who Paul McCartney is, or how she is now obsessively Googling pictures of him and is practically drooling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 033

You deserved it 195

The Top

Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 192

You deserved it 109 627

Today, as the manager of a McDonald's, I had to ask a group of high school kids to calm down after several complaints from other guests. Their rational response was to pour soda on my head and throw burgers at me. Upon returning from chasing them out, I sprained my foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 951

You deserved it 168

Today, one month before my wedding, the venue I booked two years ago increased their standard inclusions and decreased their pricing by 25%. Guess who doesn’t qualify for this new deal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 308

You deserved it 311

Today, my three-year-old daughter rushed in, excited about her new baby brother or sister. She was so excited, I didn't have the heart to tell her men can't have babies, and I just have a beer gut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 969

You deserved it 15 767

Today, my father used my birth certificate as a beer coaster. Accident or not, it pretty much perfectly sums up our relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 168

You deserved it 1 464

Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 129

You deserved it 7 988

Something smells fishy.

Same thing different taste

That stinks

Stinky

Top comments

Comments